Incompetent Misfits

I'm not Jewish, neurotic, or interested in younger women; and yet, I've never been able to relate with any actor the way I've been able to relate to Woody Allen. Maybe because we are both incompetent misfits and find the general population to be in superior to the standards we live our lives trying to achieve. His tanked self-esteem is part of his charm, and also another thing that makes him so relatable. "The biggest regret of my life is not being someone else." Amen. In Annie Hall, he explains how the Groucho Marx quote "I do not  care to be a part of any club that would have me as a member" defines his love life. That is a very familiar feeling. It's just like, the things that come out of his mouth are things that are sloshing around in my head waiting for someone to say. Soon-yi is getting too young. Maybe I'll get my piece.

Enchilada Style

Today was the Pride Parade. As always, overflowing with butts, boobs, and the comforting feeling of true acceptance. I ate a really good burrito that I'm still full from even though it was eight hours ago which is unfortunate because dinner was especially good tonight and I wasn't able to eat it. 

17 Pink Sugar Elephants

I wish I'd always been aware of Vashti Bunyan's existence because she is a graceful jellyfish in a sea of nasty. If snow white had her reign in the 1960's, she would sound just like Vashti. She released her first record in '66, and then dropped out of the music scene until the 2000's. Now she appears on contemporary folk artist's records, such as Devendra, Joana Newsom, and Animal Collective. 

 

The Introduction of a Masterpiece Created to Avoid the Monatomy of Summer

Hello. My name is going to remain one with the earth, incase someone with bad intentions stumbles upon this blog. I do intend to reveal my credit card number and home address in future posts so stay tuned pseudo Ed Geins'. This blog is going to be used to catalogue all things I take a liking to, and I do not expect any one to read this except close friends who find themselves home alone on a Saturday night. Enjoy youngins.